The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93806   Message #1835285
Posted By: GUEST
15-Sep-06 - 11:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2006
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. I don't know what to feed it.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Two can live as cheaply as one--for half as long.

Is there another word for synonym?

The speed of time is one second per second.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?