I certainly must thank Spaw for his most kind offer. It's one of the better (in fact one of very few) such I've received recently.

Having seen his picture numerous times, and after reviewing various memorabilia relating to his habits and proclivities, it is apparent that every available orifice which he might offer is far too riddled with crud, crap, and other unfavorable crudescences to elicit a favorable response to the offer at this time.

I will, however, promise to "blow him one" at the next opportunity.

Of course, had the meddling old fool not responded so promptly, I might have been the recipient of the much more interesting offer from Jeri.

Damned meddlin' ol' bugger.

John