I am male and this summer I threw caution to the wind and put both kids in the cart and raced down grocery store aisles. I eventually ran into a life size card board stand up of Johnny Depp and pushed him 50 feet until he gave up and we ran over him.

The kids were in pure hysterics. Everyone survived, except Depp, and a good time was had by all.

and ah... my gripe is trying to get the store manager to give away stand up displays when they're finished. What are they, Ebay gold or something?