John, I'm flattered! Screw you! And the horse you rode in on! No, wait... I think I'm channelling Catherine the Great. Forget the horse.

I figure that after the civilization-destroying fiery cataclysm, I'll be sitting around reminiscing about the 'good old days' with the cockroaches, and John in K will be getting the LAN up and teaching the roaches how to defrag.

I had a root canal today. It was a nice diversion from some of the threads around here.

Seriously, though, I hope never to have Norton on another computer. I think it's probably best for people on LANs or those who have an IT office they can call to debugger it or call Norton when the year subscription expires after two months and ALL you probably have to do is uninstall it then reinstall it and input the secret code found in the box in the middle of the maze in that 'Demon Spawn: Norton, the Game' game you have to buy for only $375.00 more.

Seamus,...
Seamus, oh fer...
...jeeze