It isn't that Spaw's gettin' picky,

Or that he's gettin' feeble and frail.

It's that Bert doesn't LOOK like a possum

He ain't got a long hairless tail!

Spaw just gets turned on by possums.

Alive or dead, stiff, and cold.

And the tial is really important,

'Cause the tail gives him something to hold!

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