Hmmmm. Not that this applies directly, but it reminds me of the urban legends of my youth in Racine, Wisconsin, which claimed to be the world capital of drum and bugle corps. The story went that all of the buglers in the YMCA Kilties were rushed to the hospital with bugles frozen to their lips, one day when it was twenty below.
Careful with that flute and recorder, Leeneia!
-Joe Offer-