There are far more famous trumpeters than there are famous guitarists. People like Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis and the Archangel Gabriel and all them cats who blew with Joshua at Jericho.

It isn't written in the Bible that Joshua had folks parade around the walls of Jericho plucking their G-strings, ya know. And the End of the World ain't gonna be heralded by Gabe doin' a C#sus4 to C#min.

Nossir. The End is gonna be one Big Momma of a trumpet note. Maybe a whole buncha trumpet notes, like a G above the staff glissando to Bb or something.

One thing's fer sure though: it ain't gonna be made by no Martin or Gibson or Fender!