To the "Vulgar Boatman"

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
know all ye that read this page,
Jenny O's increased her age,

Happy Birthday,
Happy birthday,
Here's a virtual Chardonnay,
Virtual flowers for your birthday.

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Here's the good news, Jenny old mate,
Virtual cake won't put on weight.

Happy birthday,
Happy birthay,
If my verse makes people groan,
Welcome all to wrie your own

Happy birthday.. Happy Birthday....