When you're sittin' there and lookin' at a pile of stuff to mend,
And the warranty on everything has just come to an end,
Don't go push the panic button 'cause you know you've got a friend,
In Duct Tape!

When the diaper pins are missing and your mothers comin' by
And the lamp cords frayed so badly you're afraid it's gonna fry,
There's no need for you to worry. You can fix it if you try
With Duct Tape!

It's your faithful, true companion when the going's gettin' rough.
Though it looks real thin and flimsy, you will find it's very tough.
You can mend it in a jiffy. It'll hold up well enough,
With Duct Tape!

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