Knowing I like a good parody, Richenda put me on to this link ... good stuff. Thouhgt I'd addone I did awhile ago. I guess every family or industry has their own version of 12 day parodies!

And everyone has a pushy insurance broker!!

The 12 days of insurance

I was new to insurance when my broker sold to me … a basic house and contents policy

On the next day my broker rang, suggesting I include …
Fire, flood and theft with my basic …

On the 3rd day my broker advised me to include …
Light-ning strike, Fire flood and theft with …

On the 4th day my broker asked me to include Tracey No 2, Lightning …
(this song was written in Darwin …)

On the 5th day my broker prayed that I include - An Act Of God! …

On the 6th Day my broker bid me to include Drunken Neighbours drinking

On the 7th day my broker said I should include lawyers litigating ..

On the 8th Day my broker obliged me to include Feral squatters squatting …

On the 9th day my broker insisted I include crocodiles attacking …

On the 10 th day my broker harrangued me to include volcanoes erupting …

On the 11th dfay my broker demanded I include … meteors impacting …

On the 12th day I simply refus-ed to include .. Aliens abducting, …
…Fire, flood or theft I want a basic house and contents policy!!!