Last time I walked that duckdog it chased a squirrel and ended up getting the leash tangled in 347 BCE, 1350 CE, 1916 CE, and 3479 CE. You ever try to untangle the same leash in the middle of an attempted palace coup in China, the Black Death, the Battle of Cambrai, and the attempt by the Ricians to defeat the Combined Fleet at the Holocaust of Rigel IVa? Lemme tell ya, it ain't easy turnin' green -- and blue, and black, and just the buboes will kill ya!

Damn duckdog.