How important do you think alphabetical order is when choosing a name for a child?

I suspect that the young Zinedine Zidane for example spent a lot of his early school life waiting for his name to be called. Would this have been a problem for him? Perhaps that was what he was being taunted about when he head-butted that Italian player and was sent off in the World Cup Final?

Should you consider a name like Adolf Aardvaak for your child to ensure that your daughter is always called first on alphabetical lists?