Food and cooking it are just another one of life's inconveniences. Tom Waits said a stove is just one big cigarette lighter. Frank Zappa's culinary preferences didn't extend much beyond the "Burnt Weenie Sandwich." Eating is an unwelcome interruption of more important activities. Anybody know where I can get a pill that takes care of all the nutrient necessities for 24 hours and satisfies the hunger pangs?

Now drinking...well, that's an entirely different matter. Couldn't function without my caffeine in the morning, or one of the many fine distilled beverages on a cold winter's night...or a hot summer's day...or anything in between.

Imbibing-ly,

Neil