The answer is obvious. Begin to alphabetize by the third letter in the name on odd-numbered days that come in months that have an R in them. In the months that have no R, revert to random choice, but only on even-numbered days that start with a beautiful sunrise. On the other days, the ones evenly divisible by a prime number between 2 and 4, consult the leaves in the bottom of tea cups in a neighbour's cottage where lilacs bloom.