This is a really silly premise to start a thread from. If a child is sensitive enough to be affected by where their name is in the alphabet, they're also going to be affected by their hair colour, height, and plenty of other things that nobody can change. Also, many places use surnames, rather than forenames, so the one you have a choice over doesn't make much diffrence.

I am normally loathe to agree with a nameless guest on anything, but really on this one, Shambles, get a life....