i came close to hitting one in Leicester Square about 10 years ago..

the prick street entertainer could see i was in a hurry..
and obviously a big bloke with stressfull thoughts clearly etched in my facial expression..

but he still insisted on repeatedly stepping up close in front of me
impeding my progress
as he tried to gain 'comedy value'
by incorporating me into his act..


in the heat of the moment i just had to stop,
and vent my anger with him
face to face
bellowing loudly at him in as ferocious a 'sarge major drill instructor style'as i could muster

to "fuck off out my way you ignorant c@nt clown!!!"

he backed off in shocked surprise..

and i continued on to my business appointment..

its too long ago now for me to remember how that went down
with his captive audience of foreign tourists..