ye see, when aah wez a lad on Tyneside a 'sesh' was what they hung aroond the shoulder of Miss World just before they put the croon on her heid!

Sex was what yez had your coal delivered in

and a creche wiz a 'shunt' what posh people had in their cars


And taalkin' of coal deliveries..... When we joined the European Union wor coalman got aall bilingual and asked us if we wanted the coal 'a la cart' or 'cul de sack'

We also had a german rent man - he wez called Carl Bach Necks Week