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Thread #95194   Message #1851155
Posted By: Geordie-Peorgie
05-Oct-06 - 12:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Short jokes for txting
Subject: RE: BS: Short jokes for txting
The bloke who poisoned his wife with a razor blade?

He give her arse a nick!


What have Richard Hammond (UK TV Presenter involved in 300mph Dragster crash) and Sir E-Dlton John got in common?

They've both got skidmarks on their helmets!!