I say the pubs be forced to use that money to finance a party after Nov 7, if they lose. There will be party centers set up in every major city and people can go in and get free beer, pizza, one of those gigantic Italian subs, dogs with chili or relish, pop, chips, sliders, champagne and a big fucking frosted, multicolored, utterly festive-looking 6-layer cake. Hell, we'll have a hot stripper in a g-string jump out of it.

The leading pubs of that state will have to show up in shifts to lead rousing choruses of "Happy Days Are Here Again" while wearing stupid-looking "KICK ME!" signs on their fat arses. And then stick their mugs through holes in a wooden partition where patrons may line up and throw water balloons filled with ugly hair dye and whatever else you can sneak in to hurl.

After this, they pass out the checks--all your tax money returned since this war started along with deepest apologies for having misspent it.

Then they clean it up when the party's over and send each of a thank you note for the wonderful they had.

That's the smartest $20 million this administration will have ever spent.