I'm Always Right, and I'm here for an argument.

No you're not, and no you're not.

I'll argue about any damn thing you want, I don't really care.

No you won't, and yes you do.

Just remember, I'm Always Right and you are most likely wrong unless you agree with me 100% and I am willing to go on indefinitely proving that you're wrong beyond any doubt.

No you're not, no I'm most likely not, and I'll bet you're not.
Oh, and I'm not going to bother remembering either.