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I recognize that my brain has an active night life but sometimes it surprises me. Last night I dreamt that I overheard two men talking and one was complaining about how slow the service was - I don't remember where- it seems to me it was a laundry.

Just before I awoke, he laughed and said, 'He put me off six months and then gave me the next Friday.'

Another time I dreamt that a burglar had stripped out a house. In the back yard was a pile of things including a sink. I was mulling on it for a few minutes after I woke and suddenly realized that he had taken everything "including the kitchen sink".

One thing I can count on is waking up every morning with a song in my head, as though a tape had been running all night.

Anybody else?