G'Day me friend.

Time is pressing to get yer present to you in time. It'll 'ave to be put on a fast boat before too long to stand any chance of being there for Chrissie.

I ain't even gonna ask if you've bin a good boy, there ain't no chance of that, anytime.

I suppose that cds by Meatloaf and Eminem are out the question?

So, no sweeties and no fish, eh?