Yer both so full of it yer eyes are brown.

Nobody "wins" an argument. The "winner" is simply a bully who shouted down the other person, and the "loser" is left with a sense of self-loathing for backing down even if the facts supported them. The self-esteem of the "loser" is destroyed, and the "winner" find s/he must shout down more and more people to keep up his or her self-delusion.

Therefore, I will take the middle way and will neither be a "winner" or a "loser" in an argument. I shall follow the ages-old Path Of The Quietly Victorious, and if anyone attempts to start an argument with me I shall quietly and compassionately rip their goddamned head off. This will restore harmony and peace, because The Path Of The Quietly Victorious teaches that there ain't nothing quite so peaceful and harmonious as a dead guy.

Those who have ears to hear with had damned well better listen.