Because I'm busy writing a song, okay? This is what I have so far:

A man without a woman
Is like a ship without a sail,
A guitar without a G-string,
Or a squid without a whale.

REFRAIN:

Diddly-do whop, whop; Diddly-do whup, whup,
A man without a woman, oh yeah....



It's kind of a bluesy thing, sung in the key of E#.

Whatcha think? Platinum, huh?