Bobert passed away on (fill in the blank), the result of falling into a box of cat litter.

Well known in the blues world for his skill on the accordion and in the political world for his unquestioning support of the Republican Party, Bobert was born many, many, many years ago in a small log cabin he built himself. Following his graduation with honors from Ezra Taft Benson Junior High School, Bobert (as he was known) also graduated from Basic Combat Training at both Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri and Ft. Knox, Kentucky. Following these graduations he did post-graduate work at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas where he majored in "making little rocks out of big ones" and was honored as "Model Prisoner of the Year."

His long-suffering wife was released from custody when the Judge ruled, "Hell yeah it was justifiable! I'm just surprised she waited THIS long."

In lieu of flowers the family asks that both of his friends play in tune.