Thanks for all the suggestions "Muddies". Keep 'em coming!

Let me assure those who are concerned about the MIL's feelings, that she will love having these "Age salvos" shot across her bows, and to
those who, find these jokes tasteless, I can only say, humour comes in all shapes and sizes,and whatever size or shape yours is - it's a damned sight better than having non at all!

CHeers all


Bugsy