Jameson's 12 Year Old for me. Used to be called "1780".

Business has picked up in the last week, but I expect the desperate New Yorkers will now jump on the Mets bandwagon, and start doing their own laying about again. Lately I have been doing all the laying about anyway, so the others are on standby.

Peter K (Fionn) is making a play for an associate's position with all this laying about that he is doing, but I have warned him that the best he can hope for is fill in status.

That damn Patterson has gotten so damned healthy that it is hard keeping him down. Methinks you and I will have to visit him soon, lay on his couch, fart, drink his beer and watch his TV just to exorcise the demons that are making him so damned active. I hear he is even chasing that goodlooking, increasingly more slender Karen around the house. We need a friggin bored meeting very soon.

Mick