Dear jenn, Good girl. Passed the first test. You know all about the lemon juice thing.
About the present - "Sad Sweet Songs of the Armadillo in Love" should be just the thing. Now! Where to find a copy? Might have to write it myself. Failing that a local songbook? Ah! ha! a trick! a trick! I'm not going to tell you what "local" is. Not even if you cover me with lemon juice and hold a match to me.
But seriously now - a local songbook?
Oh happiness! SS of jenn of the brooks