Amos, you have now endowed dear MOAB with what MOAB was created for!

Ilap.

This discovery places J. Homer's magnum opus in a whole new light since it is entirely possible that the original was not written in Greek at all, but in Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilocano, Hiligaynon, Ilonggo, Bicol, Waray, Pampango, or Pangasinan!!!