And if you had read my earlier posts, you'd know that the town was originally called "Ilap" and was moved by continental drifting to its present location in the Philippines. The poet Jethro Homer renamed it "Ilium" after a very active ingredietn in the toothpaste of the time.

Sheesh. Like I don't have my hands full enough with people who don't do the reading and I have to do every damned thing around here........