Show us the length of your cock

Are you hung like a beaver, or hung like a bear?

Let us check the weight of your rocks

So we can have a standard by which to compare.

You men! Don't worry if it's small or bent or slender

The personality is as important as the member!

So drop your trousers, and make the news,

And don't judge, lest we judge you!

I think the name of the song is Terranova High School. It was recorded by Bright Morning Star. I can't remember the author's name right now, but I put it into the Funny Song thread we had a while back, so it's there.

Mary McCaffrey