As a fellow poster in our forum, one would think I would never do such a thing, and I always try to live up to this standard in our communal forum, in spite of the vicious efforts of many others, inevitably slipped into my posts, to make me look like a fat-thumbed communist pinko faggot trout-head, stinking in the moonlight and weeping into my keyboard. This is not fair, or objective. As we all have something of value to say, we should always be reluctant to judge one another in our forum. Circumstances rarely require judgement. When they do, such an opportunity is best taken advantage of passively, indirectly, and underhandedly so that the implications of the judgement may not be attributed to their actual source, but will appear to ooze ourt of the communal aether of our collective opprobrium. That way our forum ensures that our fellow posters are always comfortable, and feel safe to voice any drivel thart may come leaking out of their fat and flaccid, but highly esteemed, lips.

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