Mick indeed does possess such a garment. And for you sad excuses for men that might make disparaging remarks, you should remember that real men wear these things. And the real women love them for it. Alas, I haven't worn mine since I put this weight back on. But I do have it with me here in Jersey. I am figuring I will reward myself when I lose about 30 lbs, which I am working on, and start wearing it again. I thought I would start by wearing it to chaperone my daughters Freshman School Dance. I have waited many years to embarass my children.

Remind me to tell the story sometime of the woman who just had to see what I had on under the kilt..... priceless.

Mick