Well, first of all I'd like to report that there were no new attempts on my life today but...

...the night is young.

Secondly??? Hey, I always keep everything mowed and lookin' tidy 'cept in the veggie garden area which I haven'
t been inclined to mow around seein' as punkins have spilled outta the bed and there's where Mr. Rake was set on Friday afternoon... And what is a hard rake doin' 'round a veggie garden this time of year???

See what I mean???

Thirdly??? Yeah, okay, she could poison me with a morning glory omlette 'er nightshade stew but poisonin' ain't all that reliable unless you got the good stuff... Accordin' to thwe Wes Ginny Slide Rule she's have to get me to eat 2 pounds of morning glories at one sittin' to do me in an' I just ain't a big eater so that's out...

Fifthly??? The P-Vine has pulled somethin' in her back so I reckon that I have a few more days to live before she has 'nuff strength to set anymore traps but...

....talk about karma??? She prolly pulled her back setting up the traps that haven't worked...

Okay, I got a knot on my forehead from the rake and it's still real sore...

Still alive...

Bobert