Miss Susie:
Miss Susie had a steamboat.
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven,
her steamboat went to hell..
..o operator. give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from behind
..The fridgerator,
there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie fell upon it,
And cut her little ass..
..k me no more questions.
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
zipping up their flies..
..live in the city
bees live in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k,
dark, dark, dark
..er than the ocean,
darker than the sea,
darker than the underwear
my mommie puts on me.
See?!?! (showing your underwear!)