Golly Goobers!

What's with all the rhyimg going on around here? You'd think all these Mudcatters were simultaneously possessed with the ghost of Clement Clarke Moore, or something.

Anyway, Snuffy, here are my clues:

Our paths have never crossed in real life, and looking back over past Mudcat threads, it looks like they've crossed rarely, if at all, in this forum (I've only done a quick lookover of the Mudcat threads you've posted to, though, so I may be mistaken). So, this year, at least, Liz the Squeak is playing at matchmaker between us.

She assures me that you've been good, and of good spirits, this year, so one thing I won't be giving you is a lump of coal (though what you do get may be smudged with coal dust -- I make no promises of purity).