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The fiddle player and the banjo player got mugged, and they both saw his face, so he had to shoot them. As a courtesy, the mugger let them both have one last request. The fiddle player said "Oh, can I just play Faded Love one more time?" The Banjo player said "Can you shoot me first?"
Have you had it yet, Helen?