Jaysus, Old Guy, I think your sense of humor has really started leaking badly.

In future, Sir, please consider any posts I offer from The Onion as proffered in a spirit of irony, humor, or overt sarcasm.

"Ground Truth", as you probably know, is a term for what actually happens on the ground -- guts spilling out, legs being blown off, and really perverted messages being sent to pages.

As for your request for a definition of subjectivity and objectivity, I refer you to the ordinary Webster's definitions. There's a lot of metaphysics behind those defintiions which I won't bore you with here.



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