I confess, Father, I am a heretic -- but less a heretic, in my shame, than a hereticaster, a wanna-be iconoclast, an aspirant to heresy who has not yet found a way to truly blaspheme the Divine. No matter what I say or do, Father, the Divine moves on, unphased, untroubled, whole and ineluctable. I am a failure!! What am I to do??   It has been thirty seven lifetimes since my last confession.

Te absoluo in nomine Patriaster, Filiaster, et Spiritumaster Sanctium.... Go, and say three Ave Mariasters and fifteen Pateraster Nosters and be absolved.

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