"How do we know that the Squid isn't an Olympian in disguise?"

Because squids aren't allowed into the Olympics due to the fact that we can multitask in the field events and run rings around all the swimmers. However, some of us do live on mountain tops and hurl lightening bolts from the clouds. Plays havoc with the tentacles though if you can't let go quickly enough. Very painful is a singed sucker.

I'll get me mantle.......