Two Texans go into a restaurant, and are seated near a lady eating a steak. Suddenly, she grasps her throat and is turning blue. The first Texan says, "You think she needs help"? The second answers, "I reckon so". So they go to the lady's table, and properly ask, "are you choking", to which she nods yes. So the first Texan stands her up, lifts her dress and begins licking her on the butt. Well, the lady is so shocked she begins coughing, and expels the piece of steak, recovering fully. The second Texan says, "Funny how that hind lick maneuver works every time".