I noticed that too snowy ...

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"According to my recent poll, girlies tend to remain sat down for wiping their orifices ? whereas chaps on the whole are upstanding fellows when it comes to the cleansing of the nether regions."

... Is this true? I am a male of the species and I remain seated while the tissue deals with the issue.

Just on a point of practicality, surely standing up brings the walls of the canyon (as it were) closer together rendering some of it's more inaccessable regions ... well ... inaccessable.

When seated, these inaccessable areas become less inaccessable ... don't they?

Was this a mudcat poll? is there a hitherto hidden reason why this site is called the mudcat?