Kee-riced on a fuckin' crutch!!! Are you goofed up or something Mr. Happy?

Mr. Happy, this thread leads me to believe YOU are an asshole regardless of what or where the roll you wipe it with is found! Are you some kind of limp dick fanook? Why would you mount the thing high? Do you wipe your cock and balls off or what?

Just mount the thing where it ain't jabbin' into your side or back when you're sitting there blowing a load and make sure it's filled with something you can wipe with......None of that stuff that's like wax paper! Also be sure its not in an easy spot for some broke-dick mamalucca to piss all over.............

Are you smoking something? If so, send me some...............geeziz....................

Spaw