Oh YEAH RIGHT. An Irishman with a stocked liquor cabinet. Not on Sunday morning, I bet!

They call these boys the "Tigers"?
The proud American League Heroes?
Against Carpenter, Weaver, and Suppan
They're bound to put up zeroes
They'll take the World Championship to Motown?
That couldn't be more wrong
'Cause the Cardinal Nine will take it back
to St Louis where it belongs!