Why is it, dear Ms Underhill, it seems to happen that
Whether in the real world or posting on the Cat
Though now and then you pop upstairs as bold as ever was
You spend most time below the line in BS and in Oz

This year you say you've not been good,
But if you want some gifts .... "YOU SHOULD"

Santa Clues is coming to town, very puzzled, looking for purple stripey classical kids books