Sorry, didn't read the whole thread above - ayway, found some of Northern Girls Lament:

Champagne, caviar, polo and Jaguars
Garden parties, debutantes and French liqueur
Life's so boring for a girl
Who cannot join the social whirl
With first nights, Dimple Haig and gown by Dior

And the final verse goes:

Ag sis cookie,
Just cut out all that nagging
Push off now, hey
Just remember I'm your Pa
I'm bleddy fed up with your cheek
And that fancy way you speak,
That bleddy school has finished you,
Has finished you klaar.

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-Joe Offer-