When was the last time you saw 2 3/4 people? Martians are DIFFERENT!

Try this one.

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TWENTY! Youse got a problem wid dis?

How many WASPs does it etc.

Two. One to call the super and one to mix the martinis.

How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them!

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