How come we do not pick on ourselves more? Where are all the musical jokes?!

The definition of a folk singer: someone who sings through the nose by ear.

The definition of perfect pitch: an accordian hitting a banjo on the way to the dumpster.

The definition of a hammered dulcimer: a grand piano that was parked in a bad neighbourhood overnight and got stripped.

How is premature ejaculation like an accordian solo? You can feel it coming but you can't do a damn thing about it.