The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #95401 Message #1866138
Posted By: GUEST,tom
22-Oct-06 - 10:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
Subject: RE: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
Your so old you sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade.
Your so old when you were younger the beach was just rocks.
Your so old when you went to file for retirement the man at the desk asked for your social security # and you replied 1.
Your so old you used to date Ben Franklin and the key to his kite was actually for your apartment.