How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change the lightbulb, and the other three to complain that it's electric.

Two guys are standing on a street corner, one is carrying a guitarcase, the other has a trumpet case, and a taxicab pulls up. Which one is the professional musician?



Answer- The cab driver!


"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy- but that could change".
Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89

"It isn't pollution that's harming our environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it".DQ